Jenna Jameson has just confirmed my theory that the more times you have sex in one night, the more babies you can get pregnant with. Everyone knows that’s how you get multiples. Actually, if that were true, Jenna should be pregnant with a hell of a lot of kids. But I’m going to start that rumor anyway so that anyone having quadruplets or above can feel slightly embarrassed. Or proud, depending on how you roll.
Jameson has confirmed that she and boyfriend Tito Oritz are expecting twins.
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said “I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies”. I cried.
i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered… but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
[From Jenna’s Myspace via Dlisted]
Thank God Jenna got pregnant on a night when she only had sex twice. Can you imagine what could have happened if she got pregnant when she was still a porn star? That could easily be 30 babies right there. And they’d all come out different and confused.
Speaking of confused, can you imagine what it’d be like to have Jenna Jameson as your mom? She’s probably the most famous porn star in the world. And at some point you’re going to reach an age where you realize that. I’m sure a lot of kids wished their parents were famous. But for that?
Here’s Jenna and Tito at the opening of CatHouse Restaurant and Lounge at the Luxor Hotel on December 29th, thanks to PRPhotos.
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